A Doorbell Holocaust

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The McDonald’s Sperm Bank

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Pic Credit: PETA

Maybe you have noticed an article about a semen in a mayo from McDonald’s from 26th May.

Few hours after, the ugly clown made his move at hoax-slayer and called it a hoax.

But let me talk to the crowds..

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What Freaks Me Out – WWIII

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Pic Credit: Joanna-Lee (Deviant Art)

The Fear

Let’s be realists and admit WWIII has already started. Somehwere in the background, away from our beautiful eyes. There are many questions bothering me. Like: “How far will it go? Will it stay at position of verbal battle through the media or someone will pull the trigger first?”

Should I either plan my future? Should I have kids? What if there will appear another Uncle Adolf scarecrow again? Yelling to the megaphone being LGTB plus thousands of other things are wrong and we have to die. Then taking me away from my future kids and dog, present wife, guinea pigs, cats and make my heart to explode.

The middle EU rat hole

As I live in the ‘heart of Europe’, more I feel like living in the hemorrhoid of Europe. Not even close to this side, not even close to that side. And when the time will come, we will be little chicken sh*ts on the sole, as we have always been (not literally quoting how UK described us in WWII).

In the safety of Underground (?)

So I have been thinking. If there would be tanks comming through our streets again, soldiers marching over the squares.. Where could we hide?
Space – not enough money for a spaceship. New Zealand or another island – impossibru. Every island country or island which belongs to any country would be involved in war at this side or that side. Antarctica – nope. That will be definitely a testing area and the icebreakers followed by military ships would accidentally kill us. There is no much options left. I think the best option is an underground, sleeping volcano or a safe cave. There we go. After thousands years we will run back to the caves. Because of ourselves.

The Picture is related to the movie Grave of the Fireflies.

Tell me in the comments, where would you hid! (Because I am curious).